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* For the Drag Queen, a big-haired show girl: "Because Poodles in general are much easier to leash-train when you are wearing high heels, they are preferred to Afghans, who tend to tug."
* For the Hairdresser, a lockless looker: "Who the hell wants to do hair at home after dealing with the rats' nests of clients all day? The Whippet--elegant, easy care, and no locks to speak of--or the smaller Italian Greyhound or the Miniature Pinscher have lots of attitude and require nothing more than a chamois!"
* For the Show Tune Queen, a leonine diva: "Raised by eunuchs and other distinguished gay men, the Pekingese effortlessly commands center stage and is the most frequently cited breed in the lyrics of Cole Porter."
The author's extensive research, interviews with dozens of the world's top gay dog experts, and face-to-face encounters with thousands of relatively willing participants shine through on every page. Gay dog lovers will find unusable advice and frivolous admonishments alongside actually helpful information for their life on the other end of the rainbow leash. Woof! serves as gay guide to everything from selecting and purchasing a purebred puppy and preliminary role playing (with your dog) to choosing a proper gay name, hiring a staff to tend to your dog, and squandering your trust fund on designer collars, day spas, and doggy bling.
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